The most
difficult part of living in the north country isn’t the cold. Rather, it’s the
heat—which comes on like a bomb before one’s body can acclimate.
For
three-quarters of the year, it’s cool here, and one of those quarters is usually
cold. I’m no fan of days that don’t get above freezing, or nights that drop to
twenty-five below zero, but at least when it’s cold you can keep adding clothes
when outdoors, and another log to the fire when indoors (or just turn up the
thermostat for you oil, propane, or electric folks).
When it’s
hot, however, you can’t take off your skin. It’s hard to justify central air
conditioning in a cool-for-three-quarters-of-the-year environment when you’re
self-employed with restricted cash flow. And it’s socially unacceptable outside
the home to do the next best thing and take off all your clothes. (Naked isn’t
a desirable option, anyway, because by the time the air gets warm enough that
you want to, the bugs are out—and a lot of them bite.)
Hot and
cold, of course, are relative conditions. For my body, 35 to 45 degrees
(Fahrenheit), on a sunny day, is the best temperature range for outdoor labor. It’s
cool enough to keep your skin covered against cutting and bruising, but warm
enough that you can remove layers once your blood gets churning. Depending on
what you’re doing, you might even work up a sweat and peel down to a T-shirt. Not
so if you’re just standing around, or working with cold items bare-handed, or
if it’s wet or there’s a stiff breeze.
45 to 60 is
the best range for light recreational activities, and work like gardening. The
plants may disagree about that temperature range, but it lets you move
comfortably in lightweight long sleeves and pants for skin protection, or T-shirt
and shorts if you don’t mind dinging your forearms and shins. Bugs are less
pernicious at this range, as well.
60 to 70—tops—is
my comfort range for short clothing or none at all, just as this is the
preferred temperature range for most people indoors during winter. Higher temps
than these usually come with humidity, and that’s when my energy gets sapped.
Over 80 and I can barely move. Over 90 and I’m semicomatose. Tough to stay
productive in that condition!
People in
southerly climes might wonder why this is a problem. It’s because we don’t get
a chance to ease upward gradually. We acclimate to the norm of cool and getting
colder. Come springtime, however, temperatures spike and rollercoaster, sometimes
ranging 50 or even 70 degrees in a single day. After months of consistent teens
through 40s or 50s (woo-hoo! Heat wave!), suddenly there’s a gorgeous day of 62
and you can fling open the windows and roll up your sleeves. But overnight might
bring a killing frost, followed by three wet days in the 40s. Then another pop
up to, say, 54. Then 71. Then down again. Up again. Down, up, down, up,
down—and suddenly it’s 88, sunny, and humid for almost a week. At that, most of
us northerners topple like trees!
While we’re
going down, plant life is thrusting up at a rate that’s almost scary. Growth
and reproduction have to happen in a short window, so sometimes it feels like
we’re watching a fast-forwarded film. Unlesslawn mowing is your
favorite recreation, it’s impossible to keep up with the grass growth. And
weeds in the garden. Until July, when suddenly everything shuts off then
reverses, like that strange suspension in water when the tide changes.
For now,
however, entering Memorial Day weekend—the official launch of summer, calendar
be damned—it’s freaking hot and we’re praying for a thunderstorm to cool things
off again.